My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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