the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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