I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
smell my finger.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
