Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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