Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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