You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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