What should our trivia night team be named?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.