My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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