Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously