But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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