I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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