I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Everything about him screamed your future.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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