i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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