Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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