Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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