so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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