I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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