turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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