So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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