Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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