i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
are you so shy because you have an std?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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