I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
id be glad to
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
