You work out of a Hotel?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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