My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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