It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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