he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Fuck appropriateness.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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