what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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