that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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