Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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