if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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