Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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