whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
being pregnant is like rehab
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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