I got chris browned last night
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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