I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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