I want to have your abortion
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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