If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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