And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
babies were throwing up all over the place
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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