I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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