he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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