This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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