we're blogging at a bar
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
