i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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