So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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