i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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