And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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