Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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