I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
there's paper in my vomit.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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