Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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