some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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