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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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