I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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