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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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