i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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