My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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