I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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