She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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