Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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