Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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